Blog From A Dog

Happy Sunday!!! Love today because its a Momma and me day. I am glad Momma is home on this day because there is nothing to chase. No trucks, no golf carts, very few dogs .... SQUIRREL! Oh yeah, love to chase the squirrels. Early in the morning before every other dog is up and coming to the dog park, I get to play with the squirrels. Now some people may say I stalk them, others may say I chase them, but I play with them and they play with me. Squirrels love to run and chase each other as much as I like to chase and play with them. They are not afraid of me because I have to stay behind the fence. There are usually four or five squirrels that hang around the park but only two really enjoy playing with me. They sit at the bottom of a tree as I sneak up on them. Slowly, I put one paw down and pick up the other. Creeping forward by centimeters. When I am just about to pounce, they run up the tree. I know they are playing with me because they don't chatter or are angry like some othe...

A day with Momma home is always fun but today was extra special. We went to our usual park and there were lots of people for me to say hi and kiss. These people actually came to me and didn't just keep running or walking like they usually did. I got lots of love from strangers today.Snoopy dance has nothing on me  I rolled in the grass so many times and was so happy! People stopped to watch me and laughed. I love to make Momma an others laugh as much as I like barking at other dogs but I didn't back at any of them at the park. They barked at me but I ignored them. I played with a couple of smaller dogs but most were too busy checking things out like I was. Momma also bought a peanut butter shake. I really wanted some so was on my best behavior. I usually have to wait until the end to lick out the cup, bowl or lick the straw but today she did something different. She held out the straw and the ice cream fell into my mouth. I just kept licking my face as the melted ice cream dr...

Momma came into the bedroom to take a nap with me and her eyes started to water and she coughed and walked back out of the room saying I was lethal. I am one bad ass dog! No one will mess with me. What, Momma? That's not what you meant? WTWoof? Well, its your own fault feeding me all that broccoli last night. It is not like you pfoof roses, yourself. What is up with that smell, anyway. It didn't smell like that before I ate it. Hell, I mean, heck, at least it isn't as bad as when you meet a new nervous dog for the first time and they pfoof in your face! And what is up with these people who 'blame it on the dog". What kind of joke is that? I mean, some of the stuff you people eat smell like that before you eat it!  Not that I am a connoisseur of only fine cuisine since I have been known to eat a few things on the ground that someone left behind. But hey, I am a dog and everything on the ground is fair game. Take the five second rule for you humans. Good lu...

Just got back from one of my favorite places!! This place is sometimes busy and I see other dogs there, as well as small animals. Today I saw bunnies!!!! Guinea pigs, ferrets, hamsters, and birds!!! This place was AWESOME! I really love going there. Momma had to buy my Taste of the Wild kibble and she took me with her to Pet Supermarket! Oh, the smells! Beef, rawhide, chicken, other dogs, bones, treats, peanut butter galore!!! There were toys as well but when your nose is on overload, who can think about playing?!!! Momma held out a few different bones and treats to me but since I can only have one, I waited for just the right one. It is a beef knuckle bone. Once I made my decision, I couldn't wait to get home to chew it. The only thing that could have made my day even better was if people had said hi to me and let me kiss them. I was on my best behavior. I didn't pull on the leash, I walked beside her and got right into the car when asked. (I did pretty good before the stor...